The Wingman
I don’t drink, but I do play wingman… a lot. I’m probably better at being the wingman than I am at dating. Practice makes perfect.
Side note: Girls, guys never say, “Hey, let’s go dancing!” The only reason we go dancing is because we know you say, “Hey! Let’s go dancing!” to your friends. It’s a necessary evil that can occasionally provide us the opportunity to stand close to you.